I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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