Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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