i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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