Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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