every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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