How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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