He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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