Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I need to sanitize my soul.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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