dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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