And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
