laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Less talking, more tequila
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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