I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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