You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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