Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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