what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I will pee on everything he values.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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