And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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