I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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