so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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