Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(562): View more from California

omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.

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(512): View more from Texas

He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".

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(605): View more from South Dakota

captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut

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(805): View more from California

I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency

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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.

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