8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president