I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night