return my video game
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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