Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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