I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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