Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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