Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Me too!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
