i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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