i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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