Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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