So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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