dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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