If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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