I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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