But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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