I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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