Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
