Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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