She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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