My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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