my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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