the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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