She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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