Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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