4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We left the knife in your bed.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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