You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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