You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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