Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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