writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He better not be in your backpack
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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