I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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