no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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