i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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