Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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