the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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