I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila