The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.