that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll