My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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