singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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