So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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