either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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